This is me!!! This is me!!. I still get so so excited!!!
All the time!!!!!
My coat is long and I am just SO SO pretty.
I now have my very own guestbook!
Please please please sign
it!!!!!!!!!!!!! by clicking on my name below.
These next two photos were taken on the day I came home. I
had just come from the grooming people and was just about to meet
that dominating bitch, Spunkie....MY sister.
Me: My Very Own Story, by Me!
On Friday, the 19th of July,1996 Jeanne Brosh, a very,
very nice lady who is something great called a volunteer where I was
staying, posted my story on the Internet. I was in the Cumberland
County ASPCA and in deep, deep trouble. They had no room and I had
been a bad boy since coming in a few days earlier. Monday was going
to be IT!!!
Steven (Daddy) read the message and talked to Hilary
(Mommy) and Spunkie (Sis) immediately. They decided to spring me and
find me a good home -- my last home was bad. The Animal Cruelty
people sprung me from there. Of course I had other plans.
Mom and Dad showed up at the shelter at 10 the next
morning and by 10:30 we were on the way to what I had already decided
was my new vet, Dr. Brady. I licked Dad all the way there which Mommy
thought was very funny. They did notice I was really, really stinky
and really dirty and had ticks so they used some funny thing in the
car to call someone about giving me some clean ups.
The nice vet said I was in real good health, but needed a
bath. And the nice groomers, who don't especially like long-haired
dogs, said I was great, a real gentleman, whatever that is. And I won
a prize!!!!! I was dirty dog of the month!!!!!!!
Then I went home (I already knew I was staying even if
Mommy and Daddy were clueless) and met my new sister Spunkie. She
beat me up. I let her of course.
Chapter 2 is being pawed in and will be here very
My Very Own Story Continued!!!!!
On Wednesday, March 5th, Daddy was paying way too much
attention to Tammy the intruder puppy. So I decided to amuse myself
and hunt some food down.
While prowling the kitchen counter tops I found this neat
paper thingie with something inside it. Smelled good and was light
enough to haul off. So what'd you think I did? I took it into the
place in the dining room where Spunkie used to spit out the bits of
dry food that weren't perfect.
Settling down with my kill, I ate the nice papery stuff.
Tasted a little cardboardy, but I LIKE CARDBOARD. The thing inside
was round and had tasty aluminum and plastic at one end. So I chomped
Boy was that weird. The top part crackled and broke and
some of the pieces like hurt me. It was like heinous stuff. But I
went all through all the pieces anyway, looking for the good stuff.
The aluminum stuff was delicious and easy to chew up, as good as the
stuff cheesesteaks come wrapped in. There was this round black thing
that was too chewy. It broke in half and I swallowed the big part.
Then Daddy walked in and saw me. Boy was he upset. He
really seriously overreacted. I mean like I chew stuff up all the
time. And so do my friends Five and Cuma. So does that bossy Spunkie.
But like I said Daddy was WAY UNCOOL.
He called Mommy and said I ate something called a GE
100-watt Soft White light bulb. SO WHAT. It wasn't like I didn't
leave them any to eat. It wasn't like I ate a whole steak (fat chance
they'd leave one of them around for me). There's whole other boxes of
these light bulbie things around.
When Mommy came home she was at least as UNCOOL. But I did
get extra dinner so maybe I had the right idea.
They gave me a car ride (COOL) to this nice place where
that nice Dr. Greer poked me all over. I let her do that cause she's
much smaller than Dr. Brady and more my size. She was also nice to
They took me away and put me on this table and told me to
hold still. Right. Like I even know what the word means. So then they
gave me something and I don't remember nothing at all for a long time
except I felt very, very good.
Next I can remember Mommy was feeding me this great
tasting glop and everyone including Tammy and Spunks were watching me
all the time.
Finally about 8 poops later, Daddy got very happy. He said
he found what he was looking for. Is that normal? Do all Dads do that
with poop? I don't know.
I still don't know what the big deal was.
This is the part of light bulb base Charley did NOT
swallow. Imagine the rest of the circle and that's what showed up in
his belly on the xrays. This picture is actual size and about
1/4-inch thick. The rest of it? Well, we have it, but you really
don't want to see or smell it.
Check out my favorite Keeshond pages and links on the
Keeshonden Keeshond Dogs, Modern Natural Rearing Using
Herbs,Keeshond Videos, Kees Pedigree Search -- A set of pages well
worth your time
You should also check out Daddy's
Home Page. It's OK, but mostly
exists as a way to get HERE. HERE. MY PAGE!!!!! You could, I guess,
also sneak a peek at my sister
Boomer is my new brother. I'm teahing him all I know about being a
brat. It's going to take a while! You could also look at